SC Governor Missing?

What is this about?

Gov. Mark Sanford's unannounced absence from the state capitol perplexed some politicians Monday, and his staff wouldn't say where he was. His wife said she hadn't heard from him in several days — including Father's Day.

Several days??  The last time I hadn't heard from my husband in "several days" was when he was on the brother's trip two years ago.  He called when they landed, and then when they drove off from Philly the next day, and then I didn't hear from him for like ... 6 days.  They were going rafting.

Yeah.  By day four I almost called my sister-in-law to see if she had heard from them but then I figured that was probably raising the alarm a little fast and I didn't want to upset her if she hadn't heard from her husband either.

Day before they came home Lew finally called.  Turned out the raft tipped over and they lost all their cell phones.  He was calling from his brother's brand new iPhone, "so see, not a total loss."

The whole thing just seems odd.  I wonder where he is?  What's he doing?  The secrecy is only going to lead to speculation.  If he was a celebrity, the stories about rehab, jail, surgery, or infidelity would already be out.

I just find it odd that his wife doesn't know where he is.  Or maybe she does know and is lying?  And why didn't the guy spend Father's Day with his kids?

Ooooh, I know.  His dad is in jail and he went to visit him!  It's weird.  Definitely weird.  Probably not criminal.  But weird.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You haven't heard that the "raft flipping over" was just a cover for our torrid affairs that we all had in North East Pennsylvania? Oh no, I might have said to much.

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