Can he go away? Please?

Listen, buddy ... GO AWAY.

You plead guilty to soliciting sex. In a public bathroom. In a men's public bathroom. All moral, "I just wanted it to go away" implications aside ... you plead guilty. I don't care what fancy lawyer tricks you try or tried or will try or have ever tried ... you told an officer of the law / court that you were guilty.

So on some level, you were guilty. And so now, you should resign, go away, and never bother us normal folks who had never even heard of toe tapping as a means of solicitation in public bathrooms, alone.

Mitt Romney didn't throw you under a bus. You threw yourself under a bathroom stall. You small, silly, clearly disturbed man ... have no business representing the people's interest of Strangeville, Sim Town, let alone a real constituency.

Matt Lauer, why are you giving this man the time of day? Why are you adding credibility to his ridiculousness? Yes officer, I am guilty. Until the public finds out, in which case I am innocent! And I will maintain all of my dignity by dragging the people of my state threw a lengthy stupid, ridiculous appeals process.

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